I am a disaster area. It’s true. I like to compare myself to a Monet. From a distance I appear to be a completely normal, reasonably pleasant person. But the closer you get, the blotchier I look. And, for some reason, I feel compelled to draw people in really close so they can see the [...]
Archive for the ‘Awkwardness’ Category
I Confess…
Posted in Awkwardness, Confessions, Humor, Just Normal Life on May 4, 2009 | 4 Comments »
Dear Internet,
Posted in Awkwardness, Humor, Just Normal Life, Photography on August 15, 2008 | 4 Comments »
I’m sorry. I’ve been neglecting you and I have no excuse except that my head hasn’t quit spinning enough for me to focus on my monitor. In order to make it up to you, I will now subject myself to humility and share with you a moment from the last wedding I shot. See, my [...]
Blah!
Posted in Awkwardness, Humor, Just Normal Life, Whining on June 4, 2008 | 3 Comments »
I just need to take a second to whine here. Yesterday I left work a half hour early because I felt so awful. It felt like I was coming down with the flu. My throat hurt, I was achy all over and could barely hold myself upright. Luckily the drive to my house is only [...]
Further evidence of my awkwardness
Posted in Awkwardness, Humor, Just Normal Life on April 21, 2008 | 1 Comment »
As I was backing out of my driveway this afternoon, my car pretty much took out our trash can. The poor trash can was just sitting at the end of the driveway, waiting to be emptied and moved back to safety at the side of the house. Then I show up in my menacing Honda [...]
Why am I so awkward?
Posted in Awkwardness, Nepal on April 10, 2008 | 4 Comments »
I can’t believe that I didn’t post this story already. Sorry, this is another story from my trip. It’s like the trip that never ends! There’s just so much good blog material that I keep thinking of new things to write about! I should have been excited to arrive in DC. That meant I was [...]
Humbled
Posted in Awkwardness, From Myspace, Humor, Whining on July 16, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Tonight I took one of the junior high girls from my church to see the new Harry Potter movie. I let her choose the seat and once we got to the back of the theater she saw a friend from school. Naturally we ended up sitting beside her. Elise introduced us and we sat to [...]
I was awkward last night
Posted in Awkwardness, From Myspace, Humor on February 14, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
I should have known better really. When I pulled up to the gas station and there was a Coin Laundry attached, it should have set off red flags. I was focused on getting to the venue to hear my friend Micah Dalton play (if you haven’t checked out his music, you definitely should! He’s in my [...]
Current Events
Posted in Awkwardness, From Myspace, Humor on September 18, 2006 | Leave a Comment »
Sorry, it’s been a while since I’ve updated. Where to begin, where to begin?? Since the last post was regarding the roaches, I guess I should start there. I believe the plagues of Egypt have hit our house. Seriously, we’re looking into buying a lamb to slaughter for the doorposts b/c it could be any day [...]
Femininity
Posted in Awkwardness, From Myspace, Humor, Lessons in Life on July 31, 2006 | Leave a Comment »
For the ladies: Doesn’t it kinda make you feel feminine to toss your hair, even unintentionally? You know what I mean. You turn to look both ways before you cross the street and your hair swooshes around. It’s a good girly moment. And lipgloss. That’s pretty girly, too. I kinda like wearing lipgloss. It’s a [...]
Aaaahhh…the single life
Posted in Awkwardness, From Myspace, Humor on June 8, 2006 | Leave a Comment »
So, I let a friend talk me into going to this singles’ event here. It wasn’t so bad, I ended up having a pretty nice time, but I don’t think I did it the way you’re supposed to. I ended up sitting at a table with the same people the whole night (great people) and [...]
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